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2006-04-12Not all who wander are lost..props to Tolkein.. 2006-04-10Abyssus abyssum invocat ( Iran Plans Follow Up)2006-03-30Hello boy friend, coming MY way?2006-03-26Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention..2006-03-23RIP Jerome "Chef" McElroy... or whatever it is Scientologists do when they die..
After a bit of research I found out what happens to all the rich.. I mean "devoted"..followers of Scientology upon their passing.. Death in Scientology is known as "dropping the body." According to Scientology theory, when a person dies, he (the thetan, or spirit) has been pre-programmed to "return" to an "implant station" out in space. In the implant station, the thetan will have all memories from the most recent lifetime electronically erased, and then the thetan will be sent back to earth to "pick up a new body," or start another life. But Scientology promises that with auditing, the person can erase this "return command" so that he will never again have to return to an implant station after death. He will then be a "free being," able to drop his body and pick up a new body with full consciousness and self-determinism. Scientologists therefore believe that they are very ancient beings, with memories that reach millions of years into the past, and that they are inherently immortal, once the impediments to immortality -- the engrams -- have been erased. "You bastards.. you failed Scientology and took over Kenny's body" 2006-03-22Whale's have there own grammar...2006-03-08Newly discovered things I would not like to meet in a dark alley, Part I2006-03-07Tuna.. the loaded chamber of sushi russian roulette.2006-03-02First the phone taps.. then stealth sharks.. what next ?Key Lime 1 Pecan Pie 0Now all of us in Florida can finally sleep knowing that the battle of the state pie is finally over (unless you are a key lime, then I would be worried.) Curiously yellow hand-grenade Paula Deen's recipe for Key Lime Pie , anyone who cooks with that much bacon is right in my books, although the meringue crust may be unorthodox.
Pie fighting.. on a saucier level. Sploshtastic. :: Next Page >> |
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